Sunday, March 20, 2011

What Colour Tie Should I Wear With A Grey Shirt

LA GARZA AND THE DREAM OF NARANJAL


dream sleeps the moon this evening

cold morning and the perigee of a large orange flower
dawn.


White as the orange blossom as a whiplash unexpected, sudden this morning

of cold and still winter.

A winged flower, a bird on the branch
lost, forgotten of the flock, which sated absences

nests in the orchard near the marsh. Laugh the ditch


paradox of the heron in the garden surrounded

whiteness in the green leaves of the orange. Garza


anchorite who meditates his solitude

like an arrow through the cold fog.

Shake your slumber, finally
heron and
the tree breaks off in a flutter
path of the moon and his flock.

vanity of life and beauty. This sad look

vanishes in a cold mist
tear this poor tomorrow.

Friday, March 18, 2011

My Mom Beats My Backside With A Hairbrush

RD Vs Professional beggars


ever heard, if you do not want people asking for rooms at the corners do not lash out or even a "weight "please help the country make people productive, not dependent.! they are very annoying .... and to get cute.
The following is the collection of data by a student in Accounting Practice:

Why study?
• A traffic signal changes of state, on average, every 30 seconds (red thirty seconds, thirty seconds in Green).
Therefore, for every minute, a beggar has 30 seconds to achieve timely receive a minimum of RD. $. 1, oo
With this scheme, within 1 hour of work, the beggar will be raised: (60 minutes x RD. $ . 1, oo / min) = RD. $. 60, oo per hour.
The chaplain works 8 hours a day, resting on Sunday, gives an average of 25 days 'worked' for months, leaving an income of:
(25 days / month x 8 hours / day x RD. $ . 60, oo / hour) = RD. $. 12,000, oo per month.

Is this is a preposterous account? However

RD. $. 2, oo or RD. $. 3, oo and the most generous I've seen them give up DR. $. 5, oo So if we make an average 1 +2 +3 +4 +5 = 15 / 5 = RD $ 3.00

Using again the accounts will have a final value DR. $. 36,000, oo per month.

This equates to average gross wage a bloody accountant, who works in a medium sized company, working 48 hours per week ratings, and even having to go on Sunday to settle out of position and other problems, and careful not to wrong and that the DGII, notify his famous "Inconsistencies!, which is nothing more than a warning that believe these deceiving, not that you missed, you have to watch for the warning, the rules and fiscal reforms, to the TSS, the Infotep, the Devil and his brothers .... because if the fiscal period goes well, all good but if it goes wrong is the fault of the meter.

Amen of unpaid overtime ...

Thus, when the beggar receives RD. $ 10.00 (which is rare), can rest under a tree for the next 3 traffic light changes, and no boss to fuck, without having to write their objectives, without assessment, psychometric tests, no uniform or moonlighting to survive, etc ....

But so far everything is theory ... now let the real world:

With these data in hand, I went to interview a WIPERS and always will change the currency at a local shop (the colmaderos love them often).

I asked how he received a tip a day, You know what I said?

For the initial count was pretty good: An average of RD. $. 400, oo to DR. $. 450, oo per day!

With this we have a monthly income: (25 days / month x RD. $. 400, oo per day) = RD. $. 10,000, oo / month) or: (25 days / month x RD. $. 450, oo per day = RD. $. 11,250, oo / month), which on average gives:
RD $ 10,625.00 / month!

And worse: He told me that never comes to work not even 8 hours nor the day ... 6 days a week ...

MORAL: Is it better to be a beggar who works as an accountant? (OR ANY OTHER BUSINESS IN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC) ... begging is more lucrative.

Ahhhh ... Impuestoooooos and do not pay or Income Tax on the little salary, no fees, no deductions are made, etc., Do not pay rent with 1 st, 2 nd, 3 rd, 4 th, 5 th, etc ... more !.... nor have they had to study, practice 'X' years, to monographic or graduation and have good academic index, then: Do you have RD. $. 1.00 I give away?

companies pay UNLESS RECEIVING beggars?

BY THE UNION OF PROFESSIONALS IN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC TO BELIEVE AWARENESS Send it!
it's time do not you think?


not contribute to laziness