Sunday, March 20, 2011

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LA GARZA AND THE DREAM OF NARANJAL


dream sleeps the moon this evening

cold morning and the perigee of a large orange flower
dawn.


White as the orange blossom as a whiplash unexpected, sudden this morning

of cold and still winter.

A winged flower, a bird on the branch
lost, forgotten of the flock, which sated absences

nests in the orchard near the marsh. Laugh the ditch


paradox of the heron in the garden surrounded

whiteness in the green leaves of the orange. Garza


anchorite who meditates his solitude

like an arrow through the cold fog.

Shake your slumber, finally
heron and
the tree breaks off in a flutter
path of the moon and his flock.

vanity of life and beauty. This sad look

vanishes in a cold mist
tear this poor tomorrow.

Friday, March 18, 2011

My Mom Beats My Backside With A Hairbrush

RD Vs Professional beggars


ever heard, if you do not want people asking for rooms at the corners do not lash out or even a "weight "please help the country make people productive, not dependent.! they are very annoying .... and to get cute.
The following is the collection of data by a student in Accounting Practice:

Why study?
• A traffic signal changes of state, on average, every 30 seconds (red thirty seconds, thirty seconds in Green).
Therefore, for every minute, a beggar has 30 seconds to achieve timely receive a minimum of RD. $. 1, oo
With this scheme, within 1 hour of work, the beggar will be raised: (60 minutes x RD. $ . 1, oo / min) = RD. $. 60, oo per hour.
The chaplain works 8 hours a day, resting on Sunday, gives an average of 25 days 'worked' for months, leaving an income of:
(25 days / month x 8 hours / day x RD. $ . 60, oo / hour) = RD. $. 12,000, oo per month.

Is this is a preposterous account? However

RD. $. 2, oo or RD. $. 3, oo and the most generous I've seen them give up DR. $. 5, oo So if we make an average 1 +2 +3 +4 +5 = 15 / 5 = RD $ 3.00

Using again the accounts will have a final value DR. $. 36,000, oo per month.

This equates to average gross wage a bloody accountant, who works in a medium sized company, working 48 hours per week ratings, and even having to go on Sunday to settle out of position and other problems, and careful not to wrong and that the DGII, notify his famous "Inconsistencies!, which is nothing more than a warning that believe these deceiving, not that you missed, you have to watch for the warning, the rules and fiscal reforms, to the TSS, the Infotep, the Devil and his brothers .... because if the fiscal period goes well, all good but if it goes wrong is the fault of the meter.

Amen of unpaid overtime ...

Thus, when the beggar receives RD. $ 10.00 (which is rare), can rest under a tree for the next 3 traffic light changes, and no boss to fuck, without having to write their objectives, without assessment, psychometric tests, no uniform or moonlighting to survive, etc ....

But so far everything is theory ... now let the real world:

With these data in hand, I went to interview a WIPERS and always will change the currency at a local shop (the colmaderos love them often).

I asked how he received a tip a day, You know what I said?

For the initial count was pretty good: An average of RD. $. 400, oo to DR. $. 450, oo per day!

With this we have a monthly income: (25 days / month x RD. $. 400, oo per day) = RD. $. 10,000, oo / month) or: (25 days / month x RD. $. 450, oo per day = RD. $. 11,250, oo / month), which on average gives:
RD $ 10,625.00 / month!

And worse: He told me that never comes to work not even 8 hours nor the day ... 6 days a week ...

MORAL: Is it better to be a beggar who works as an accountant? (OR ANY OTHER BUSINESS IN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC) ... begging is more lucrative.

Ahhhh ... Impuestoooooos and do not pay or Income Tax on the little salary, no fees, no deductions are made, etc., Do not pay rent with 1 st, 2 nd, 3 rd, 4 th, 5 th, etc ... more !.... nor have they had to study, practice 'X' years, to monographic or graduation and have good academic index, then: Do you have RD. $. 1.00 I give away?

companies pay UNLESS RECEIVING beggars?

BY THE UNION OF PROFESSIONALS IN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC TO BELIEVE AWARENESS Send it!
it's time do not you think?


not contribute to laziness


Thursday, March 3, 2011

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somedays I just feel like this ... literally Working

click on the gif to see how I feel like today

Friday, February 25, 2011

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Rejects Disney Tim Burton: 'thanks, pero no thanks'



Friday, February 18, 2011

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Thursday, February 3, 2011

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Hollywood's Top 40 Earners in 2010

1. James Cameron –  $257  million James-Cameron
  • $248 million:   Avatar  (back-end for writing, producing, and directing, based on 2010 worldwide box-office gross of $1.95 billion, and share of DVD and pay-television revenue; excludes $50 million earned in 2009)
  • $5 million:   Avatar  (share of toy licensing, other revenue)
  • $4 million:  Older film revenue (e.g., back-end and royalties from earlier projects, other payments)
2. Johnny Depp   -  $100  million
  • $40 million:   Alice in Wonderland  (back-end for starring, based on worldwide gross of $1.02 billion)
  • $35 million:   Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (up-front money)
  • $20 million:   The Tourist  (fee for starring)
  • $5 million:  Older film revenue
3. Steven Spielberg –  $80  million
  • $50 million:  Universal-theme-park royalties and consulting fees
  • $20 million:   War Horse  (fee for directing and producing)
  • $10 million:  Older film revenue
4. Christopher Nolan –  $71.5  million
  • $69 million:   Inception  (back-end for writing, producing, and directing, based on worldwide gross of $823 million, and share of DVD and pay-TV revenue)
  • $2.5 million:  Older film revenue
5. Leonardo DiCaprio -   $62  million
  • $59 million:   Inception  (back-end for starring)
  • $3 million:  Back-end for starring in  Shutter Island,  older film revenue
6. Tim Burton -   $53  million
  • $50 million:   Alice in Wonderland  (back-end for directing, based on worldwide gross of $1.02 billion, and share of DVD and pay-TV revenue)
  • $3 million:  Older film revenue
7. Adam Sandler –  $50  million
  • $25 million:   Just Go with It  (fee for producing and starring)
  • $20 million:   Jack and Jill  (fee for producing and starring)
  • $3 million:   Grown Up s (back-end for starring and writing, based on worldwide gross of $271 million, plus share of DVD and pay-TV revenue)
  • $2 million:  Older film revenue
8. Todd Phillips –  $34  million
  • $15 million:   The Hangover Part II  (fee for writing, producing, and directing)
  • $13 million:   The Hangover  (back-end for producing and directing; excludes $39 million earned in 2009)
  • $3 million:   Due Date  (back-end for producing and directing, based on worldwide gross of $200 million, as of December 31, 2010)
  • $2 million:  Older film revenue
  • $1 million:   Project X  (fee for producing)
9. Taylor Lautner –  $33.5 million
  • $12.5 million:   The Twilight Saga:   Breaking Dawn—Part 1 (fee for starring)
  • $12.5 million:   The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn—Part 2  (fee for starring)
  • $7.5 million:   Abduction  (fee for starring)
  • $1 million:  Older film revenue, mostly from  Twilight  franchise
10. Robert Downey Jr. –  $31.5  million
  • $15 million:  Fee for starring in upcoming untitled  Sherlock Holmes  sequel
  • $12 million:   Iron Man 2  (back-end, based on worldwide gross of $627 million, and share of DVD and pay-TV revenue)
  • $3.5 million:   Sherlock Holmes  (back-end, based on worldwide gross of $523 million, and share of DVD and pay-TV revenue)
  • $1 million:  Older film revenue
Source: Vanity Fair

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

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The Top Ten Extreme Roles (voted by People)

1. Christian Bale - The Machinist (2004) - 49 %
What did he do? - stopped sleeping and lost 63 pounds in weight 

2. Robert De Niro - Raging Bull (1980) - 11%
What did he do? - Director Martin Scorsese stopped production for four months to allow De Niro to increase his weight by 60 pounds by gorging on carb-loaded Italian food
3. Charlize Theron - Monster (2003) - 9%
What did she do? - binged on junk food to gain 30 pounds quickly for the role, destroyed her hair and bleached her eyebrows.
4. Daniel Day-Lewis - My Left Foot (1989) - 7%
What did he do? - broke two ribs during filming from assuming the hunched-over position in his wheelchair for weeks of filming

5. Tom Hanks - Cast Away (2000) - 6%
What did he do? - production was halted for a year to enable Hanks to lose 55 pounds and let his hair and beard grow
6. Edward Norton - American History X (1998) - 5%
What did he do? -  It's been alleged that Ed Norton openly admitted to using steroids to gain weight (35 pounds of muscle) for his role in American History X... in three months

7. Dustin Hoffman - Rain Man (1988) - 4%

8. Demi Moore - G.I Jane (1996) - 3%

9. Tom Hardy - Bronson (2009) -2%
What did he do? - put on three stone of muscle in five weeks which included doing 2,300 press ups each day. The actor befriended Bronson's fraternity and family Regularly and visited him at Wakefield maximum security prison in West Yorkshire.

10. Hilary Swank - Million Dollar Baby (2004) -

1% Other - 3%

Friday, January 28, 2011

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The blog without a name: Black Swan Reel

The Blog without a name: Black Swan Visual Effect Reel: "'TRON: Legacy' and 'Scott Pilgrim Vs the World 'were not nominated for Best Visual Effects at the Oscars this year and re ... "

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Visual Effect Visual Effect Reel Black Swan

"TRON: Legacy" and "Scott Pilgrim vs. the World" were not nominated in the category of Best Visual Effects at the Oscars this year and really work on both films is worthy, in my humble opinion, to be listed in this category. One usually tends to associate this class with great action films or Sci-Fi, those that are released in the summer. But what he's up to The Social Network, just to give an example of a relative small film with a good visual effect: Winklevoss twins? -Ok, ok, I know you see it says this is something that serves to support the development of the film (?) Whatever ... the fact is that there are many times that these effects are so subtle that even perceives, and sometimes they are so beautiful that we can not stop admiring ... Example: Darren Aronofsky ' Black Swan . Yes, watch the video below showing some of the 220 VFX shots used in the movie and, believe me ... quite impressive.



If you want to read in detail the effects used in the film: FX Guide - Black Swan

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

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Oscar Nominations and Disappointments

At this time, as the world knows who are the nominees in each category of the Oscars. What the world does not know (yet) is what I think about the nominations. So the Post.

This year is very competitive for movies as nominations are concerned. Quality and Quantity ($) are highlighted in the nominees to be recognized by the academy and also the public in ticket sales (see the following link : 2010 OSCAR: Full Chart of Noms & Grosses .)



Before my remarks, a summary of the nominations for films:

The King's Speech - 12 nominations
True Grit - 10 nominations
The Social Network - 8 nominations
Inception - 8 nominations
The Fighter - 7 nominations
127 Hours - 6 nominations
Toy Story 3 to 5 nominations
Black Swan - 5 nominations
Winter's Bone - 4 nominations
The Kids are All Right - 4 nominations

BEST FILM
I agree with all the nominees but someone wants to say that The Town should be on the list, I do not think alike. For "Inception" these awards can be like the premise of the movie: a Dream Within a Dream Within a Dream Within a -taco- dream ... For those who have little numbers since 1981, every film that has taken this award has also been nominated for Best Editing, a category that does not include "Inception" and according to this data, potential winners of this item is reduced to 5. BEST DIRECTOR


NOLAN!, You left out again!, What is it about academia against you?! Nolan is the only nominated by the DGA did not receive an Oscar nomination, "coincidentally" the Coen brothers were not nominated by the DGA. That's what you've to add that Nolan is nominated for Best Original Screenplay and Best Film ... is one of the many inconsistencies in the awards.

Lack of logic in the nominations: Awards OSCAR ... for everything else there is MASTERCARD

Indeed this if it hurts a lot. Not because Nolan has become my favorite director, not because "Inception" out my favorite movie of 2010, but by the tendency of the Academy not to value a fresh and original idea and everything that is not a resemblance to a theme of American society. 8 of the 10 Best Picture nominees are films based on scripts adapted, remakes or based on someone's life

BEST ACTOR
This really makes me laugh: Mark Walbergh is the lead in "The Fighter" and was not nominated for Best Actor ... without embago, see the nominations the film received ... another blow is Ryan Gosling for "Blue Valantine" that was left out, not to mention my friend Leonardo DiCaprio for "Shutter Island" BEST ACTRESS


I think not a lot here. This is the award for Natalie Portman, whoever they are competing against
lose BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Andrew Garfield was more vital than Jesse Eisenberg, for "The Social Network" and was not nominated in this line .... pffff! BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS


Mila Kunis Sorry, you will have to settle for the lesbian scene you did with Natalie Portman BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY


It's hard to look at this list and see "Black Swan" among the nominees. It just makes me want to mourn. Not to mention "The Town" which was almost completely ignored the awards, but I can understand why. BEST SCREENPLAY ADAPTER


The Social Network ... I can not deny that when you hear "Hey! going to make a movie about Facebook! Insurance, put the face of WTF?!

So, if anything, this film is a beautiful Screenplay. BEST ANIMATED FILM


I thought "Despeciable me" or "Tangled" would be here Buuut nuuuunca "The Illusionist" BEST EDITING


How Inception may be nominated for Best Picture and Best Editing not when the ISSUE in this film is crucial development of the story?!, and Once Again, this is the only film that was nominated by the American Cinema Editors and has no Oscar nomination ... Academia Oh, you've done it again!;

for those with little numbers: from 1981 2 of 3 films that won Best Film, Best Editing won Best Cinematography


Insert "Shutter Island" in this category BEST VISUAL EFFECTS


Hereafter What the hell does not Scott Pilgrim vs. The World!? WTF!? more Iron Man 2 was not anything spectacular to be on that list either, but instead should be TRON: COSTUME DESIGN Legay


Just 2 words: T "RON: Legacy"

BEST MAKE-UP
If there is a category screaming everywhere, "Alice in Wonderland" was this ... BEST SOUND EDITING


is that none of the members of the Academy was "The Town"?! BEST SCORE


Sorry Daft Punk

Friday, January 14, 2011

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Bath Signs ... What is your favorite?














Friday, December 24, 2010

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Wednesday, December 8, 2010

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The blog without a name: I am Jack's smirking revenge

The Blog without a name: I am Jack's smirking revenge : "WARNING If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life..."

Thursday, December 2, 2010

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I am Jack's smirking revenge

  • WARNING
    If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you
    read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't
    you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly
    can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so
    impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who
    claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think
    everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told
    Should you want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the Opposite Sex. Stop Excessive
    the shopping and masturbation. Quit your job.
    Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If You Do not Claim Your Humanity you will
    Become a statistic. You have been Warned ...... Tyler

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

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Wandering BODY AND DESIRE (sheaf TALKS TO JAIME GIMENEZ DE HARO)


PRIOR NOTE: What follows below is the text I wrote for the exhibition that the artist Jaime Giménez de Haro (Sagunto, 1951) held in May 2005 in Castell d'Alaquàs. The recovery for this blog after attending a new exhibition of the artist in Valencia, at the Café Malvarrosa-Espai Paral.lel. A joy to which you are all invited.



Dimension


works proposed to us for this exhibition Jaime seek a density such that beyond the form, color, matter, are plotting a buzz of voices that just impose its own dialogic discourse. Dream is not matter, though invited to it, but words that incite crowds to the recreation of work by the viewer, pleasant or bitter dialogue, the indecent exposure of desires, the entrainment of thoughtful invitations to expose us the works. Michel Foucault
raised from his bold thinking, a "Theatrum Philosophicum." From this exposure, and from this reading that we propose, Jaime's work appears to us as a "Theatrum Artis." But not from the spectacle, from the "ob-scenidad", but rather from the dialogic complicity of confidence, the whisper of the word longing and inviting.
His paintings, objects, anchored a passageway between the peaks of classicism and modernity. Air travel stirred visions of previous pictorial worlds, moves the eye to an expansion of space, and from this opening, since this SUGEN hollow echoes which are shaping a dialogical voices writing, drenched in light and pictorial material.
wandering paths are signs from the gift, banks setting dialog: sometimes from a transparency, sometimes from the mystery. There is innocence and no risk. An odd measure of critical distance from the author on his work and tradition. But above all, is a building of its own world, which urges us to share, a foundation that builds strength in private, in the course of the affection, intimate truths.


1 st STAGE:
GESTOS entelechy

"... and no letters in the air is very clear lines" Bances Candamo
Francisco, Theater of the theater.


A world short of earrings, braids as trilobites, looks facing the modest vision, without the furtive desire for false ownership, merely exposed to the caress of a lullaby. Invited to the banquet of dance of women's bodies to another round of sense to the senses returned to the pregnancy of the painting and its meandering line. Rómpese
fabric of the meeting, a clear invitation to life, only touch or hug near these fragments, which together tend to make an appointment at a crossroads where the very moment it becomes a gesture Etemad, the kairos which tended Goethe , which invites us Jaime, hand gesturing life. Increases the glass of time.

HANDS: The gesture is eloquent beyond voice, handwriting all, live in the pure music of the movement, in the living space, humane figure.

ARMS: You are online hymn, "Oh gifted sore! O soft hand, as did Juan de Yepes will trace.

FACE: you seem to me, arms, beauty ansiante, swirling cry, drunk with stupidity. From the dream of the line magnetized and highlights the clear color, the gesture shows his tempered character, full of serenity, órdago of beauty.

THE BODY: Bankruptcy body and arms effort has been said. Gravity and lightness together in intimate yoke as members clinging to me, represent. It is the hand of your painter, or his soul, which is the same, blowing on your breath. So Carducho certified "Move your paint the souls of those who hear him."
The look is stopped but the gesture does not stop, and in that interval, in that "dark pause" spoken of Rilke, the seed sprouts abbreviated Jaime world exposes us, recalling the "puellae gaditanae" Juvenal, those feet that measure the world look like from their contortions, artistically sentencing which left the Pliny: "To believe that there are infinite worlds came from wanting to measure the world in feet." And no place, no purpose in this world short or these infinite worlds that leads us to the Jaime Giménez boxes of
Haro, while the fabric torn down recomposed and supreme figure in a final gesture.


2 nd SCENE:
STATEMENT TO THE LIGHT A CANDLE

The painter and the model clear its sheen in the light reflected from the sail of a study, while the bodies are confused and in a single stroke wishes to make a resounding laude life, a source of deep pride festival.

THE MODEL: right hand is your hand in my fugure award in praise of lust Blessed, a mythical cloak of subtle transparency.

THE ARTIST: Remove the limit is what you crave, or at least bring the two realities that we both make up, stretching my voice an echo box unique. The finite and the infinite, the whole and the fragment. We seek the fuzzy, promising corners of the meetings, the colors that catch a caress, hug the lines of, caught in a confusion of bodies impossible, beyond this box, this world, this wall.

THE MODEL: The limit is only hope. Brush that will not reach your desired space, that flame extinction hidden in saves. Rearward is the day that your hands and your feet can reach it and your life and your desire are only one and indivisible.

THE ARTIST: I gain nothing future realities. Today here irredeemable proclaim the identity of my life, and I wish paragon of a universe in ways that involve, as transparent robes, those spaces that the figures submitted to a perpetual flow of greetings and goodbyes.

THE MODEL: I feel the soft blue and the exaltation of ocher, the tremor of the muteness of yellow and gray. I blinding red and green warm clarity. Rauda is light and lose myself in the sense of your visions.

THE ARTIST: I'm going too Lost in the fog of this awful desire. Feature with my colors in daylight most pristine looking for a light, seeking light beyond the light. And this wandering, this wandering, you, my model, I impose the gift of beauty understood as a light in his drunkenness, soul Panida that celebrates life.


the wick in the room sadly Heloros consumed and a fine, barely, blue flame, turns to his squalid
candle. The breath of the artist, finally, fatally obscures the fabric of the game and a revived light shines in his work.