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I am Jack's smirking revenge

• WARNING
  If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you
  read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't
  you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly
  can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so
  impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who
  claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think
  everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told
  Should you want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the Opposite Sex. Stop Excessive
  the shopping and masturbation. Quit your job.
  Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If You Do not Claim Your Humanity you will
  Become a statistic. You have been Warned ...... Tyler